The final entry in the top 5 keywords and phrases is something enjoyable, something I'm sure we can all appreciate:
5) Snow and FedEx Jokes - (23 hits in 2 months)
An interesting topic, to be sure. It seems our poor FedEx deliveryperson (how PC!) is just someone we all love to hate - and when people hate something, it's only natural to create jokes about it. Well, I racked my brains for a whole seven minutes and all I could come up with the following joke. I emplore you all to help me out here, I'm sure there are some firecrackers out there waiting to be unleashed ... for now though:Why did the FedEx delivery man cross the road?
Because it was five o'clock on a weekday, and he was going home because FedEx's delivery hours are as ludicrously unrealistic as a pony dancing the cha-cha.
BAM! How's that for hilarious?
Ok, in all seriousness (if that's possible here), I did a quick google search, and came across one which made me giggle:
What do you get if you cross FedEx and UPS?
FedUp. (Rimshot please!)
I'm here all week folks. All week. I also realise there are no jokes about snow here, and as this post is about 'snow and FedEx jokes' that's kinda lame, but I'm just not in a witty mood today, so I leave it to the comments section for more hilarity.
Thanks for reading, and stay tuned as we return to your regular programming.
Jimzip
4 thoughts are now mine:
This one time, a Fed Ex guy was late delivering snow to this town, and the formerly revered snow-predicting beaver was shunned and booed and had to find a new job...
No? :)
(Apologies for everything in there that is inaccurate: mainly the snow-predicting beaver who may in fact be a gopher and not predict the coming of snow but the ending of it... My fact-checker is on holidays, and imaginary).
Hahah. Yeah, nice one.
It's easy to make up jokes about either snow *or* fedex, but quite hard to make up jokes about both at once...
Jimzip :D
How do FedEx delivery people get around when roads are closed during a snow storm?
By icicle.
Boo?
I was going to try making up a Fed Ex and snow joke but thought it'd be too hard to get anything funny, but after reading other people's attempts, I realise I was right. ;p
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